Captain Catman, a study in feline neurosis

May 31, 2011

image: Captain Catman

Thanks to domestication Captain Catman is able to live a somewhat highly strung and awkward life. If he was born in the wild, I'm pretty sure the poor fellow would have died from an anxiety attack the first time he got mud on his paws.

Captain Catman does not like dirt. Captain Catman does not like stepping on, over or around objects on the floor. Captain Catman does not like closed doors. Captain Catman does not like humans in clusters greater than 4 people. Captain Catman does not like noise. Captain Catman does, however, enjoy eating food, staring at food, clawing at food, crying for food and naps in front of the heater.

If you ever get to meet this timid boy, don't be offended if he licks himself clean in every single spot you pet him. Captain Catman believes cleanliness is next to godliness or, at least, far away from an anxiety attack.

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