Why I'm always single lady

July 07, 2011


My Uncle has a theory on why I've never had a boyfriend. It goes something like, "You're too independent and too intelligent. Guys don't like to feel dumber than their girlfriends, they want a girl who'll rely on them, that they can take care of so they feel useful."

My tarot lady has a theory on why I've never had a boyfriend. It goes something like, "You don't love yourself. It's your fault you attract assholes who take advantage of you."

Dad Pham has a theory on why I've never had a boyfriend. It goes something like, "You're too tough, they probably get intimidated and run the other way." Followed by a fit of wheezing laughter.

My theory goes something like this: It's not me, it's men.

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2 comments

  1. My theory: Not many people want to fall in love like you do.

    Crazy in love, all encompassing love that consumes and then rebirths like the phoenix.

    Love that exists not merely for the two of you but for the universe - and all the gravity waves out there.

    A love that is infinity twice.

    xx

    j.

    ps - love like that is as terrifying as it is beautiful, and we all know what hallmark greeting cards have to say about terror - absolutely nothing.

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  2. Joshua Garden, you always see the truth behind everything. I'd rather love with all my heart and soul or not at all. That's why I'm always single lady. xx

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