Since we were tiny tots, Little Sissy Pham has been terrified of me. Who wouldn't be? I'm all smiles and hugs until KABLAM! The evil demon within comes out to RRAAAAAAARRRRR!!!! Or not. I honestly don't know why she was so scared of me when we were younger. She was the one who beat me all the time. But it's fairly obvious that she was petrified of me.

This photo is of Little Sissy Pham really not enjoying my affection: