My Harry Potter wand

by - December 24, 2011

Little Sissy Pham knows me too well. She bought me a wand from The Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios in Orlando while in the States earlier this year. Then when she presented it to me and I reached into the box she squealed, “It’s a collector’s item! It’s not a toy! You can’t hit people with it!”

How did she know the first thing I would do with my wand is to work my magic, wave it over her head then bop her crown to cast the spell? The back story is I’ve been waiting to get revenge since she hit me on the head with a metal jug in the bathtub when we were three and four. I’ve waited almost 24 years, I can wait a while longer to thwop Little Sissy Pham on the head with an inanimate object. For now I remain the proud and nerdy owner of a wand I can't use.

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