KEEP IT IN THE PHAMLY

1. brisbane redlight district - yeah... i'm sorry to disappoint whoever landed on my blog through this search.
2. vietnamese sissy - sorry I keep misleading peeps with my sister's nickname.
3. potato chip tree - someone actually googled this?
4. william pham dentist - oh yay! our beloved dentist is being google stalked! highly recommend!
5. what is a pham sissy - I'm afraid to google this myself.
6. . - I don't know how someone got to my site searching a full stop but OK. Period.
7. amy pham nude - I haven't googled this to see what results come up, but I'm guessing Amy is a fabulous naked hottie so they would have been disappointed to find frumpy ol' me.
8. accidentally drank betadine - oh bro, same.
9. quitter - ...hey! I'm stubborn as hell. I should quit when I don't. How'd this lead to my blog?

1. "jade bracelets that don't come off" - I'm not alone!
2. "how to buy potato chips" - with money?
3. "wearing his lego brick backpack" - is that you, wild style?
4. "asos porno" - okay, I shopped a lot on asos once upon a time but that seems extreme
5. "cow u" - moo me?
6. "online dating cat lady" - nailed it
7. "insult" - what did i do?
8. "milk drunk onesie"- i actually have no idea why my blog came up as a result. I hate onesies, they're so impractical for small bladders
9. "penguin gifts for adults" - because duh
10. "happy old asian lady" - yes. yes i am

1. chubby Asian lady - That's a bit harsh, search engines. I'm size 10/12 (M), 166cm and in the ideal BMI weight range.
2. Jade Pham GM Girls - This is how I learned there's a porn version of me in the States!
3. Captain Catman - I checked with his mum, she didn't google her own cat so who did?
4. brain typo - yup that's me in two words
5. birthmark on my bum - you'd be concerned if you knew how many people actually google this term
6. how to fix polyurethane clothing - I'm not the only one with this problem?
7. haystack hair - my hairdresser fixed that
8. nazi tugh tattoo - not sure if they meant a tuman tugh (a pole adorned with yak or horse tails) but either way, this nazi wouldn't have enjoyed landing on a k(g)ooky blog
9. chubby in shiny leggings - gee, I thought my legs looked pretty good in that shiny leggings photo. Thanks for proving me wrong search engines
10. how to make wardrobe from crate - this one isn't funny but I included it because i can't believe my blog may have actually helped real people somewhere!
11. Looking at my sexy feet - i don't know how my pigeon toed, stumpy feet got picked up by search engines for this. I guess Google has a sense of humour
12. Well dressed women - Baha, google really is funny

1. housemate sex etiquette - surprisingly popular and frequently googled
2. my bum is blue
3. clown wardrobe
4. little old asian lady
5. my pole room
6. "sissy" "salon" "heels" - it was mainly the quotation marks around each individual word that made me giggle
7. fat bald asian women
8. expressions about pocahontas
9. zumba hurts