My Uncle has a theory on why I've never had a boyfriend. It goes something like, "You're too independent and too intelligent. Guys don't like to feel dumber than their girlfriends, they want a girl who'll rely on them, that they can take care of so they feel useful."

My tarot lady has a theory on why I've never had a boyfriend. It goes something like, "You don't love yourself. It's your fault you attract assholes who take advantage of you."

Dad Pham has a theory on why I've never had a boyfriend. It goes something like, "You're too tough, they probably get intimidated and run the other way." Followed by a fit of wheezing laughter.

My theory goes something like this: It's not me, it's men.